Because that movie is utter madness and nonsensical. If you want to see 1945 nazis in flying saucers invading present Earth that movie got you covered. If you don't know what the "Meteor Blitzkrieg" is you have to see this movie. If you want to see a black man getting nazified then this is the place. I can guarantee you'll laugh your ass out seeing this. It just made me cry of joy.
how to clean that dirty poisonous bitch of a keyboard !
DAT dirty keyboard
First get yourself some nasty keyboard, a screwdriver, tweezers and some sort of plastic box.
Back of the keyboard
Unscrew ALL THE THINGS on the back.
DO NOT lose those !
Squishy thingy
See that thing just remove it from the keyboard and wash it in hot water then blow dry all of it.
Then do this :
When all the keys are removed just give them a hot tub with some simple soap.
I like me some hot tub
That's what you get for eating fries and petting your cat
Now take this entire part and just put it in the sink and wash it down until it's all clean.
When everything is nice and clean blow dry the shit out of everything you don't want it to be wet when you plug it in your computer.
Then just re assemble the all thing and you're done !
Ali is a young man who lost a few fights against life. He finds himself overnight with custody of his 5 year old son. Without money, he went to seek refuge at his sister and begins working as a bouncer. In a fight, he meets the spirited Stephanie. She is killer whale trainer, until a terrible accident that deprives her legs.
Official Selection of the Cannes Film Festival
This is a somewhat risky choice to offer this French movie, but given the fact that Audiard is relatively popular in the community and that his film was shown at Cannes, I start. Those who are accustomed to great fanfare special effects and music may be disappointed. In this film full of delicacy, we see two people gradually tame, each overcoming his disability (physical but especially feelings) with the strenght of the other. If Marion Cotillard manages to embody Stephanie and to make us forget her glamorous picture (eg in Inception), it is especially Schoenaerts the revelation of this film. An actor to follow with no doubt.
Because I always loved Stephen King's work and this is kind of a remake of both the book The Skeleton Crew and The Fog which was the first adaptation made of this. The Mist is different tho; no skeleton crew here but a mysterious mist engulfing a small city. Everyone that goes in it disappears and the town's folks are taking refuge in the local supermarket. Then the tension, the terror and the madness arise. That movie is great at showing how people tend to react in odd ways when confronted to strange situations and the amazing cast does a great work at imerge the viewer in this supermarket becoming hell on Earth.
Paris, late 19th century. Christian is a passionate young writer who settles in the most bohemian district of the city, Montmartre. He quickly meet artists from the Moulin Rouge including the wonderful Satine. The beautiful woman occupying his thoughts, he decide to invest in the crazy adventure of "the Moulin".
True love is always tragic
This is one of the most beautiful and romantic musical I have ever seen. This movie made me meet two of my favorite actors, namely the talented Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor, absolutely perfect in this cursed couple role. The soundtrack is extremely rich, much more modern than most films of the genre, the scenery is also beautiful and inventive. This film is a profusion of references, a must-see.
People Like Us is not an original story by any stretch of the imagination but the way it's told is brilliant. What it lacks story wise you'll get tenth times in others areas of the movie. The soundtrack is amazing. The casting is a perfect fit for every character and it's all very well paced. People Like Us is in every respect like every human on planet Earth : imperfect, warm, full of love and funny as hell. Enjoy every last bit of it !
In 2142, humanity has lost everything because of wars and pollution destroying the Earth.
Some of the survivors master a technology capable of restoring some nature by using this pollution as an energy source. They plan to sacrifice the most miserable of them to get more power.
How far are we willing to go?
I have little to say about it. A beauty and a mastery of animation that doesn't age. A very special Asian poetry. And a subject that is close to my heart. Humanity continues to destroy its most valuable asset. Meanwhile, utopians and dreamers create this kind of work, hoping to be emulated. Inspiring....
The Beaver is one of those gem that you sometimes encounter in the cinema. It's both tragic and funny with a little bit of romance. It's well paced and well balanced between several characters without keeping it's focus on Mel Gibson's persona. The cast is impeccable, Jodie Foster does an amazing job both at directing and playing in her own movie. It's probably one of the most meaningful role Gibson as undertaken since he suffered from alcohol himself. The original score is simple yet brilliant, painting a lighter mood in the comedy parts of the movie and going orchestral for the heavy scenes. Enjoy !